From Logos with Love
Dear Minister,
It has recently come to my attention that the rugs are flaming and may soon begin to burn like a flag at a protest. This does not surprise me considering that you are the Cabinet Minister for flaming rugs but I would like to voice some concerns on behalf of my people. First off we would like you to develop a concrete exit strategy and system of allocation of resources in the event that the rugs should become too flaming and people from the country have to walk on bare floors. Second, we question the intelligence reports blaming the flaming on groups of ant-rug insurgents infiltrating the regime. I would like to formally inform you that our Cabinet Committee Representative will be introducing a resolution to create an external and bi-partisan review committee to be placed under the House and Ways sub-Committee for True Oversight at the next meeting in six weeks. Consider yourself warned.
Sincerely,
Bubba McMurphy
It has recently come to my attention that the rugs are flaming and may soon begin to burn like a flag at a protest. This does not surprise me considering that you are the Cabinet Minister for flaming rugs but I would like to voice some concerns on behalf of my people. First off we would like you to develop a concrete exit strategy and system of allocation of resources in the event that the rugs should become too flaming and people from the country have to walk on bare floors. Second, we question the intelligence reports blaming the flaming on groups of ant-rug insurgents infiltrating the regime. I would like to formally inform you that our Cabinet Committee Representative will be introducing a resolution to create an external and bi-partisan review committee to be placed under the House and Ways sub-Committee for True Oversight at the next meeting in six weeks. Consider yourself warned.
Sincerely,
Bubba McMurphy
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