Gargoyle Horney Love Blues

The gargoyles on front
all shaved the cunt
of the shwag grower's daughter
last night
I struck a match
and watched that snatch
as I put red flame
to my pipe

she didn't much mind
even tipped'em a dime
and ran like a
crack banshiee would
ain't nothing to see
said the farmer to me
shes goin' out
to look under the hood

I was quite surprised
one could read in my eyes
why would she shave
and then drive
but she was the queen bee
and she just had to flee
before the news
got back to her hive